Bush at the Gandhi Shrine

By Neil the Ethical Werewolf

After agreeing to help India develop nuclear power in violation of nonproliferation treaties, George Bush visited a shrine honoring Mahatma Gandhi. It's unfortunate that Gandhi was cremated, and nothing remains of him but ashes -- otherwise, most of India's power needs could've been satisfied by attaching a turbine to his body as he turned over in his grave. Matt from Cerulean Blue imagines the dialogue between Bush and the Indian Prime Minister at the gravesite:

"Gandhi...he was in a movie, right? That one about a skinny brown guy? Won a bunch of Oscars?"

"Um...no sir. That was a film about Gandhi. Gandhi was one of the great leaders in our struggle for independence. He prevailed against the military aggression of the British Empire using civil disobedience. He was a pacifist."

Bush looks confused. "Hmm...a pacifist. Gandhi was a rubber tit?"

"No sir. That's a pacifier. Gandhi was a pacifist. He practiced non-violence."

I have amended 'Ghandi' to the correct spelling, Gandhi. Via Dadahead.