Stupid Jews

So speaketh Dennis Prager, in part XII of his written-for-eventually-remaindered-publication book, "Judeo-Christian Values".

Now ask any Jew, religious or secular, "What is the Jewish mission?" and the most likely response will be: "What do you mean?"

Most religious Jews rarely talk about a Jewish mission. Rather, they are preoccupied with survival: of the Jewish religion (observance of religious laws) and of the Jewish people. Most non-religious Jews who identify as Jews are preoccupied with survival of the Jewish people. And most Jews with a weak or no Jewish identity identify with no Jewish mission or with a secular one.

In fact, the only large body of Jews with a mission are the Jews with the least Jewish religiosity. Such Jews have been disproportionately involved in secular ideologies such as Marxism, socialism, feminism, environmentalism, gay rights, animal rights and every other ideology of the Left.

You gotta love the juxtaposition of causes - let's start with Marxism and socialism...and then the gays.  The Left: Defined By Everything You Hate (And Maybe Some Good Stuff, Later).

Now, besides the widespread generalization and insult (that liberal Jews aren't Jewish), what, exactly, does Prager think the Jewish mission is?

The bottom line is that the less Jewish a Jew is, the more he is likely to feel he has a mission to humanity, and the more Jewish he is, the less likely he is to feel such a mission.

This is a tragedy of immeasurable proportions. It is tragic for humanity because the people who brought the Bible and its Ten Commandments to the world are often the most active in seeking its removal from the world. It is tragic for the Jews because Jews who abandon Judaism and substitute leftist values for Jewish ones (or equate them, which is the same thing) work against Jewish survival. And the Jews who do practice Judaism and are oblivious to any mission to humanity render Judaism irrelevant.

The Jews' mission is as it always has been -- to bring the world to ethical monotheism. Ethical monotheism means there is one God and therefore one moral standard that He has revealed, and He holds all humans accountable to it. This is the point of Jewish chosenness. God chose a people -- a particularly small undistinguished people (chosenness has never implied inherent superiority) -- to make the world aware of the God of ethical demands and moral judgment. Jews have never been required to bring the world to Judaism, but they were chosen to bring the world to God and to the values found in the Torah and the rest of the Old Testament.

You all can debate whether or not his version of the mission is correct (it tends to evoke an evangelical spirit that Judaism doesn't really have), but keep in mind that this isn't his real point - even with what he's described, a liberal mission is in no way incompatible.  Particularly as mainstream Judaism tends to realize that you can't really accomplish every single bit of Torah law.  But Prager has a solution for this, too.

Were Jews true to their mission, they would stand alongside Christians who work to bring the Torah's values to the world.

Jews should therefore be in the forefront of those spreading Judeo-Christian values. Some are, but most, religious and secular, are not.

The Jews are like the biblical Jonah, the Jew asked by God to carry a message to the great city of Nineveh. Jonah had no desire to embark on this mission and ran away onto a ship of decent non-Jewish sailors. God brought a terrible storm, and Jonah realized that the storm was caused by his running away from his divine mission. He was thrown overboard, and the seas calmed.

Most Jews are still running away from their divine mission and causing storms in many places as a result. Only by bringing the ethical monotheist message to mankind, and working with like-minded Christians to do so, will the world's seas ever calm down.

And if you were real Jews, you'd be Christians.  But since you're not, you're screwing shit up royally.  You know, in the history of Christians patronizingly "helping" Jews, Prager may have come up with the greatest leap forward since Jews For Jesus - the declination of Judiasm by liberalism.  Each vote for a Republican is one step towards the realization of God's Judeo-Christian goals, which seem, oddly enough, to focus entirely on Jesus. 

There are hordes of elected Jewish Republicans, people.  They just had the good sense to call themselves Christians first.