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April 14, 2005

Yip Yip Yip Yahoo!

Rush Limbaugh, in his characteristically insane manner, commented today on Al Gore's new televisions station:

When does he start up this stupid little network? August? Yip yip yip yahoo. You know what Gore said about this? It's going to be liberal. It's going to reflect the point of view of young people.

What the hell is that, Al? What the hell is the point of view of young people? Blow jobs, that's what they're doing out there. They're out there getting oral sex all day long, that's what they're talking about.

Yeah, it's a tough life, I gotta say. Why, just this morning I was all "If anyone gives me another blowjob, I'm going to scream!" But then I remembered that I'm getting blowjobs all day and really should just relax and go with it. Anyway, I'd like to stick around and talk about the oft-divorced Limbaugh's oral obsession, but there are blowjobs to be enjoyed.

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Boy, first it's the locker rooms of sexual sadism, now it's the rampant, rapacious blow jobs exercised by the plurality of young people. Either Limpballs knows something I don't, or he really needs to get out more.

Posted by: ItAintEazy | Apr 14, 2005 2:21:21 AM

For once I wish that what RL was saying was true.

Posted by: Greg | Apr 14, 2005 3:15:31 AM

Sounds to me like wifey #3 isn't putting out enough to keep the Limboob happy.

Posted by: Michael | Apr 14, 2005 10:22:26 AM

"wasn't putting out" - he divorced wife #3, now working on wife #4, some airhead on CNN

Unlike, say, Hannity, Limbaugh is not a believable social conservative. From the binge eating and drinking, to the pills, to the half-dozen marriages - the guy's a rock star. The fundies are still dim enough to fall for it most of the time though.

Posted by: Brian | Apr 14, 2005 10:58:54 AM

You can say "blow jobs" on the radio now? Shouldn't the FCC be notified? They didn't bust him for referring to an addadictomy operation, I guess.

Posted by: Allen K. | Apr 14, 2005 12:23:28 PM

I'm thinking that Allen is right. And also that Greg is right.

Posted by: TJ | Apr 14, 2005 12:27:48 PM

From the binge eating and drinking, to the pills, to the half-dozen marriages - the guy's a rock star.

He's Sam Kinison, without the funny part.

Posted by: Thlayli | Apr 14, 2005 12:36:10 PM

That must explain all the mellow students I see when I walk from the East Remote Lot at UCSC to my staff job in the new Engineering Building. But wait, this is Santa Cruz we're talking about, there might be other reasons too...

Posted by: Hank | Apr 14, 2005 12:46:12 PM

Wha? I'm sorry, I'm having trouble concen.... Oh, yeah.... Mmm, yeah....

Posted by: Rob | Apr 14, 2005 12:49:47 PM

You kids today! When I was young, we had to work for our blowjobs. Why, I myself remember I had to walk barefoot in the snow to my first blowjob, uphill there and back. You don't know how easy you've got it. Ingrates.

Posted by: attack of the chris' | Apr 14, 2005 1:06:01 PM

Ezra

I assume you're on the receving end of all these "blow jobs" ;-)

BTW Isn't TV a bit of a technological backward step for Al Gore. After all only a few years ago he invented the internet.

Posted by: Boethius | Apr 14, 2005 2:11:52 PM

The funniest cartoon I ever saw went like this (and if anyone knows the source, I'd be thrilled to hear about it):

There's a bunch of guys standing around naked. Flames are shooting up from the ground, and the devil is stalking around brandishing his pitchfork. All of the men are grimly jerking off, except one. That guy's arms are hanging limply by his sides, his eyes are round with exhausted horror, and the object of his ministrations is drooping miserably.

And there's the devil, yelling at him: "Hey! Did I say you could stop?"

Posted by: larkspur | Apr 14, 2005 2:25:43 PM

I'm sure ezra has no problem fulfilling this fantasy!

Posted by: J | Apr 14, 2005 4:45:45 PM

The funny thing is that Rush (at least when I listened to him daily for almost a year while working on a documentary) talked about sex pretty often. And his audience often got upset. And he would respond he was just joking around, that they should lighten up.

This was when he had his tv programs which was of the worst ever made. On it he said that women could have an orgasm just listening to his voice. Lots of people called in to the radio show upset, but one woman claimed she did have an orgasm.

Rush was very upset when he was put on the cover of Time around that time with Howard Stern, but they aren't as different as Rush would like to think.

Posted by: Steve Rhodes | Apr 16, 2005 1:44:20 AM

Boethius ,

1.Current connects TV with the Net more than any other channel.

2.Gore never said that he invented the Internet. So your comment is not funny. Expect that it proves that you foolishly believes the crap that comes out of the media -- which, by the way, almost never tells the truth about Gore.

Posted by: stardate | Apr 19, 2005 9:26:19 AM

Agreed. Gore did help facilitate a climate for the internet to expand but obviously he did not invent the internet and he hasn't claimed to. It's called context. Anyway, I also agree that Current does seem to blend tv and the net in a way that I find pretty facinating. It's very similar to a blog because everyone's contributing their own viewpoints (of course some editor will actually select the content). With the popularity of reality television and those lousy mtv reality shows, I don't see why this won't be a great success. I look forward to seeing all the material produced by regular people.

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