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September 26, 2005

All Hail Our New Dolphinic Overlords

We were never quite able to give them friggin' laser beams, but the toxic dart guns should still do some damage:

Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.

Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.

One wonders exactly which underwater terrorists they were targeting -- who knew al-Qaeda had gone amphibious? The GWOT is sounding more like a GI Joe cartoon every day...

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Comments

I want to know who the grant writer was that suckered some congressman or DHS agency on this.

Posted by: Nicholas Beaudrot | Sep 26, 2005 10:25:23 AM

Well, W does talk about Osama as if her were Cobra Commander...

Posted by: Keith | Sep 26, 2005 10:27:57 AM

I'm ready to head down with my Sea Wolf and assist in the search...

Posted by: Mr Furious | Sep 26, 2005 11:06:31 AM

I have to say, that would be totally freaking awesome to have a super secret cadre of killer dolphins. Their witty repartee might be a bit too sqeaky, though.

Posted by: TJ | Sep 26, 2005 11:12:54 AM

They DO swim pretty well. What are the odds their little toxic dart guns are armed though? I mean, really?

Posted by: Scott1960 | Sep 26, 2005 12:05:50 PM

They call him FLIPPER....!

Posted by: Ken | Sep 26, 2005 2:18:40 PM

If the White House knew what the fuck they were doing they’d put this guy in charge of the search…

Posted by: Mr Furious | Sep 26, 2005 2:48:25 PM

I can't believe you guys are joking about this. Here we have an obvious dolphin sleeper cell that managed to acquire top-secret U.S weaponry and training before going over the wall ... or, ummm, whatever the appropriate aquatic analogy might be ...

And speaking of walls, doesn't this raise important and troubling questions about how the levees really were breached in New Orleans?

Posted by: Swopa | Sep 26, 2005 3:36:27 PM

P.S. I now have a post at Needlenose about this, complete with a picture of a jihadist dolphin launching a surprise attack on an unwitting American soldier.

Posted by: Swopa | Sep 26, 2005 6:14:59 PM

The Man, of course denies training dolphins for offensive capabilities. What are they hiding?

Posted by: Tom Scudder | Sep 26, 2005 6:35:53 PM

Icthyic overlords?

Posted by: Kriston | Sep 27, 2005 3:39:35 PM

Silly Kriston, dolphins are cetaceans (mammals). Our cetacean overlords.

Posted by: TJ | Sep 27, 2005 8:08:50 PM

I think they'll be pulling Admiral Nelson and Captain Crane out of retirement to oversee these efforts.......

Posted by: The Dark Avenger | Sep 28, 2005 11:54:35 AM

Dont make me dredge up the picture of George Senior with a Mini Me Georgy Bush sitting on his knee now. We all imagined it and thought it as funny. Now everything we imagined is coming to pass.

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