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March 31, 2005

Enforce my Cheeseburger!

Via Body and Soul, this 911 recording is hilarious. That's right, it's so funny that my recommendation wouldn't carry enough weight unless I italicized it. And, apropos of my earlier comments that Orange Count is not a sandbox full of spoiled rich kids, this all occurs -- sigh -- in the OC. Alright then, off you go.

Update: If you've listened to the call, wiped the tears of mirth (mirth is an underused word, don't you think?) from your face, and are still looking for things to read, this post of Kevin's is mighty interesting.

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My god. That's becoming vast. That's about the 6th time I've seen a link to that. And if it's real...

Well. I actually think it's real. It's pathetic, and frankly for those people in the retail/service sector, it's an everyday think.

So sad.

Posted by: Karmakin | Mar 31, 2005 1:26:45 AM

Just imagine if she didn't follow the poor, but very professional, dispatcher's advice--in ten minutes the Burger King people would call the police on her. It's like something from Arrested Development, or Jessica Simpson.

And I wonder, do you dare tell anyone about calling the cops because BK didn't get your order right? What could her husband/boyfriend's reaction have been? The stunned look of incomprehension on the face of the first person who heard this--you did WHAT? And just how quickly did the cops realize they HAD to smuggle this tape out to the world?

The thing that makes it all worth it though--a great story for the kids to tell their college friends. Or psychiatrists.

Posted by: Darius Rucker | Mar 31, 2005 1:45:21 AM

Quoi?

Posted by: pantomimeHorse | Mar 31, 2005 2:45:48 AM

For being batshit insane, she's remarkably calm.

Posted by: pantomimeHorse | Mar 31, 2005 2:47:44 AM

Could that possibly be authentic??? I'll set myself up for future suckerhood by going on record as saying I buy it. We know there are people that nuts in the world. How else could George Bush get to be president?

Posted by: Ed Thibodeau | Mar 31, 2005 9:42:49 AM

I saw a situation like that in the offing at Jamba Juice...it didn't degenerate that far, but I thought the disgruntled customer was going to stick his porsche-keys into the poor smoothie-making high-school kid behind the counter.

Posted by: TJ | Mar 31, 2005 10:52:39 AM

My aunt is a police dispatcher and her comments were as follows:

"I would have sent an officer there."

"Why?"

"Because somebody crazy enough to call 911 over a cheeseburger is also crazy enough to pull out a gun and start shooting the place up when they don't get their way. That was a situation that needed to be defused."

Turns out that at a training session she was running, most of the other cops thought the same way.

Just a thought.

Posted by: BJ Chavez | Mar 31, 2005 11:08:20 AM

Imagine how many cops would have responded if that had been Dunkin' Donuts instead of BK.

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